Bastard Man

"If society's the vein, Burnt Face Man, then I'm the FUCKING INFECTION!" The arch-enemy of Burnt Face Man, Bastard Man is the most evil guy of all time. From stealing all the Earth's air with a vacuum cleaner, to creating Peduran-the worst smell ever, he is just the definition of evil.

EVIL SCHEMES:
1. Being Evil in Episode 1

2. Trying to poison Burnt face Man with some cheese, then poking his burnt face, then eventually being forced into hiding for two years.

3. After hiding for 2 years, Peduran-the worst smell ever- was developed, and then Bastard man released it into the air.

4. Insulting Burnt face Man over MSN messenger, but BFM blocked him. He later threw eggs at people (including an overweight man) from his window. He was stopped by Slightly Bruised Man.

5. Attempting to Steal BFM's Submarine, or else the hero's garden will be taken. Sadly, neither existed. After this incident, the villain Have-A-Nice-Day-Man is sent to BFM&lt; but fails to be evil.

6. Embarass BFM by tricking him into thinking he dropped his gay card.

(Apparently meaning he is gay)

7. Helping BFM be EVIL, then commanding him to steal the sun. Also in this episode we see him steal all the oxygen from the Earth, using a vacuum cleaner, then selling it to the planet of the shifty people, and peeling all of BFM's skin off.

8. Beating BFM in some arguments. How Evil! &lt;--(SARCASM)